David Harrison Gets High, Can then Stick Foot in Mouth


awholelottaugly.jpgUnless you follow the NBA pretty actively, you may not know who David Harrison is.  His 13 minutes and 4.4 points a game aren’t exactly jumping off the page to impress anyone.  Actually, if you have a guilty pleasure of bad reality television, you may have seen Harrison as MJ’s buddy on The Real World: Philadelphia.  He was pretty hammered, and the two “friends” had a classic drunken conversation that made about as much sense as any episode of John From Cincinnati.  Well, Harrison has moved on from bad reality stunts, and moved on to hitting the bong on a more-than-regular basis.  After failing his third (THIRD!) mandatory drug test from the NBA, the Association was left no choice but to suspend Harrison for five games.  Let’s keep in mind, these are rules set by the league a long time ago, and I have a sense Harrison knew about these rules before he came to the NBA.  However, that didn’t stop him from dropping this gem,

“I don’t understand how they have a right to look into our lives on any level besides performance-enhancing drugs.  It’s not a rule made by government and it’s not a rule made by God; it’s made by an organization (the NBA). I guess they feel it will benefit that organization.”
Spoken like a true weed-head!  Why is it that whenever athletes get caught doing drugs, they always feel the need to bring God in the conversation?  And, to think… the NBA actually feels it would benefit them to not have their athletes smoking chronic.  The nerve!  Dave, I hate to beat a dead horse, but you were aware of this rule before you came in the league.  Perhaps a league in Amsterdam might suit you better?

5 Responses to “David Harrison Gets High, Can then Stick Foot in Mouth”

  1. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    I love the weed-related suspension.

    “You tested positive for marijuana… now go home for 5 days with nothing to do”

  2. BobWicket Says:

    I saw T.O. on a reality TV show one time.

  3. Burnsy Says:

    Weed is a plant that grows in the ground,
    If God didn’t want it, it wouldn’t be around

    And it’s good to see he’s in touch with the legal system of America.

  4. eDayStat Says:

    Holy shit, we legalized pot! If David Harrison says it then it must be so!

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