Brazil Beats USA in Soccer… Of Course They Do

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Surprising no one in the entire world, Brazil beat the USA 3-0 in the Confederations Cup today. The USA had exactly zero shots on goal, while the Brazilians had eight (8!). Two guys who go by only one name scored for the winners. I think I have figured out the problem.

Hmm… a bunch of tiny looking guys, no? What if they looked like this..?

Can you imagine how could LeBron, Kobe and Chris Paul would be on a soccer field? Tayshaun Prince would be the best goalie since… um, I don’t know of any great goalies in soccer history. But, he’d be pretty damn good. I would almost guarantee last year’s Olympic Champion “Redeem Team” could give a better effort than the current USA Soccer “team.” Hell, we might even let Coach K coach them, if they could actually get a shot on goal.

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3 Responses to “Brazil Beats USA in Soccer… Of Course They Do”

  1. Extra P. Says:

    You threw me for a loop. I thought the answer was going to be more guys with one name.

  2. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    GOOOAAAALLLL!!!!!! should be used in the NBA as well

  3. eDayStat Says:

    I think when NBA players hit a tough shot they should run around and whoop and holler like the soccer players do.

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