Out-Duked by Ronald on a Tuesday


Usually when we find and share stories around here, they are somehow sports related.  For instance, the story from ESPN.com today about Elijah Dukes (yes that one) getting $500 from a local Washington-area Little League for an appearance in which he signed a few autographs, watched a parade, and jetted. 

Not interesting?  Okay, well he ended up being late to the game, was fined $500 and suspended by manager Manny Acta. 

Still not interesting?  Well, the Little League he was visiting PAID HIS FINE FOR HIM! 

They held a fundraiser.  Of course they did.  After all, Dukes is only making $415,500 this year (ESPN).  What a guy.  Makes me wonder how a guy like that could ever threatened his wife and kids, or impregnate a 17-year old on his grandmother’s couch and throw a Gatorade bottle at her. 

As good as that story is today, I actually have one to top it.  Follow along after the jump for the headline of the week.

Knoxville News-Sentinel, story from The Tennessean

Knoxville News-Sentinel, story from The Tennessean

I know what you’re thinking.  There’s no way the story lives up to this headline.

Well, it does.

Still, I can’t decide what’s funnier: A woman suing a bum, or that The Knoxville News-Sentinel can’t spell “cheeseburger.”

Your move, John Adams.

2 Responses to “Out-Duked by Ronald on a Tuesday”

  1. BobWicket Says:

    Only on a Tuesday.

  2. smoothron Says:

    Elijah and TO could be twins. Or maybe it was Elijah on that episode of “Cheaters” that night.

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