Fallout from Cubs/A’s Trade

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As I’m sure you’ve probably heard, Rich Harden was traded from the A’s to the Cubs sometime yesterday.  Fortunately for us, two of our resident writers happen to be huge fans of these teams.  EDayStat has to be the biggest A’s fan this side of the Mississipi River and has already put his spin on the trade.  2ndStoryLloyd is a Cubs fan, but hasn’t been able to give his normal material because he’s on vacation with his parents (read: intervention).  However, I’m sure you’ll see more rainbows from him before things are all said and done.  Anyway, what you didn’t read with the big trade announced yesterday were the concessions made by each of our writers here. 

EDayStat receives:

  • A copy of 2SL’s new book, “Being a Substitute Teacher… And Banging Your Students.”
  • Four (4) gallons of Jim Beam Black
  • The Yearsh (the gift that keeps on giving)
  • A lifetime supply of Carmex
  • Unlimited visits to the pool for the next three (3) summers
  • Two (2) black wife-beaters
  • Dancing lessons

2ndStoryLloyd receives:

  • EDay’s secret recipe of “Kentucky Lemonade
  • Eight (8!!!!) cases of Miller Lite
  • A beard
  • The perfect nipples he’s always wanted
  • EDay’s book, “Actual Relationships”
  • Athleticism
  • A lifetime of free passes to the back porch

Also, they are switching weddings for which they are the best man.  EDay is now the best man at BobWicket’s wedding and 2SL will be the man at TheW’s.  Fair trade.

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8 Responses to “Fallout from Cubs/A’s Trade”

  1. TheW Says:

    As GM of TheW’s wedding, I do not approve this trade, however, Karyn has been looking for a gift for her bridesmaids and the Yearsh may just be the perfect gift.

  2. BobWicket Says:

    +8

  3. eDayStat Says:

    That is nothing like the real KY lemonade recipe. I’ll have to get back on Super Monday Radio to recall the real one. I know it’s bourbon, sour, splash of 7up, but can’t remember if there’s triple sec in that beast or not. Time to go experiment…

  4. eDayStat Says:

    Also, you really need to stop being so racist on our site. Why do the wife-beaters have to be black huh?

  5. TGC Says:

    that’s enough with the beard jokes

  6. smoothron Says:

    I hadn’t even thought about the double entendre goodness

  7. 2ndstorylloyd Says:

    i think everyone has overlooked the importance of the dance lessons eday has received

  8. Charlotte Miller Says:

    Please don’t take this the wrong way. I think your overall ideas are fine but you might want to put a little more thought into your next posts. I say this becuase it seems like your writing style has gone downhill a bit as opposed to your previous posts. – C.

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