FWP: The Time Has Come Once Again

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fwp.jpgFearless Weekend Predictions is a weekly column running on Friday afternoons where our resident soothsayer (or whoever we can get) locks down what will transpire in the coming 72 hours. It’s better to get these out before the 7-year is open.  The crystal ball gets cloudy.

It’s the first Friday in April.  To some of you, that may not mean much.  To me, it may as well be a holiday.  Every six months, on the first Friday of April and October, Keeneland opens its doors for live racing.  If you’ve never been, there’s no explaining it.  Well, I tried last fall.  Anyway, Keeneland really is Heaven On Earth; where else can you drink, gamble and look at hot girls in spring-time dresses all at once?  I’ve never been there if there is another place.  Okay, I may be rambling about the track a little bit.  There is quite a bit else going on in sports this weekend: Final Four, a whole weekend of baseball, and… Have I mentioned Keeneland opening?  On to the reading of the future…

  • North Carolina will beat Kansas.  Did you see Bill Self trying to lose that game against Davidson?  They had nine of the ten best players in the game, and still managed to almost lose.  If that game is played in a park with no coaches, Kansas slaughter rules them.  Bill Self sucks.  Tyler Hansbrough is really impressive, especially after his performance against Louisville.  Hansbrough and Lawson carry the Heels to an 81-74 victory.
  • The Mets will ROCK Tom Glavine on Saturday.  I still hold an unhealthy amount of contempt for Glavine after his stinkbomb on the last day of the season last year.  He sucked, got shelled, the Mets are the laughingstock of MLB.  Payback’s a bitch, Tommy.  Also, Santana throws on Sunday, Mets get at least two of three.
  • love-it.jpgUCLA will “upset” Memphis.  The Bruins are getting points in this game?  Thank you!  Maybe Memphis was finally supposed to get to the Final Four after crapping the bed in the Elite Eight the last two years, but does that make them clutch?  Hell no.  Did they play anyone like Kevin Love in Conference USA?  I didn’t watch any C-USA games this year, but I’ll go out on a limb and say no.  Ben Howland has been to the Final Four the last two years, he just ran into a Florida team on a mission both times.  Also, he had to play those games without Kevin Love.  He’s really good, and his outlet passes give me wood.
  • Tony Stewart will win at Texas Motor Speedway.  I assume this is a big track.  I don’t think T-Stew has won a race this year, and it just seems like it’s about time.  Also, it will make TGC really happy. 
  • Billy Gillispie will definitely sleep with your girlfriend.  You kidding me?  That bastard has been looking forward to Keeneland opening almost as much as I have.  Except for his monthly visit to the ADPi house, he doesn’t get an opportunity to be around this many hot, drunk sorostitutes all that often.
  • croquet.jpgThe APIAS.net crew will have a rousing game of croquet.  Oh yeah, Keeneland means another thing: It’s croquet season!  EDay’s lady friend (special lady?) asked me for croquet etiquette (or croquetiquette, as I like to refer to it as).  There are really only three rules you need to follow: 1) Dress well.  2) Always have a cold drink in your hand. 3) Don’t, under any circumstances, piss of 2SL.  That bastard is really feisty.
  • Tennessee and UConn will both win Sunday.  Yes, I just brought women’s hoops to the table.  I don’t know much else to say about this.  Um, isn’t Candace Parker good enough looking not to have to date Shelden Williams?
  • This weekend is going to be awesome.  Seriously, Keeneland and Final Four in the same weekend makes for a great time.  Last time it happened, 2003, I drank from about 9AM until 4AM straight through.  We can only hope for the same.
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14 Responses to “FWP: The Time Has Come Once Again”

  1. TGC Says:

    He’s really good, and his outlet passes give me wood.

    as they should

  2. eDayStat Says:

    You forgot “and eDay will damned near prophecy the 4th race of the Spring meet sight unseen.”

  3. TGC Says:

    ouch

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  5. Whirley Says:

    nice and informative post….keep up the good work and please be sure to inform me of updates!

  6. Shiner Says:

    Thank you *very* much for sharing your insight. I’ll bookmark this.

  7. Treffert Says:

    Interesting read . . . I think I’m going to write a semi-reply on my blog but I’ll link back to yours

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  10. Padgett Says:

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