FWP: APIAS Road Trip… world’s fastest half-mile

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fwp.jpgFearless Weekend Predictions is a weekly column running on Friday afternoons where our resident soothsayer (or whoever we can get) locks down what will transpire in the coming 72 hours. It’s better to get these out before the 7-year is open.  The crystal ball gets cloudy. 

Big ups to Smooth for taking the reigns on FWP last week.  Looking back at it, the guy had damn near all of it dead-on.  I might lose my job here if I don’t cowboy up this week (heh).

Yep, you read the headline right… its another weekend of APIAS Road Trip.  You might remember them from Knoxville, Chicago, Detroit, and Daytona.

Ol’ Eday and I will be hitting the road this evening with plans to hit Bristol just in time to catch Cats-Dogs tonight.  Then the tailgate begins.

On to the FWP:

Cats take down Dogs and Dogs. On back to back days, with only 16 hours rest, the Cats scratch both SEC Bulldogs and keep with protocol making it to Sunday.  All while playing only 7 guys.  Ramel plays Sunday’s game toting a respirator.  Joe gets IVs during media timeouts.

TGC and Eday set a record for most brew taken through a BMS gate.  For all you assholes that want to bag NASCAR for being redneck and stupid, I give you these three reasons you’re wrong. 1 – The tailgate lasts two days and trumps anything not called UT Football, 2 – You can take your own cooler full of beer into the race, 3 – YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN BEER INTO THE RACE!

Selection Sunday leaves the SEC happy.  Vols get a 1 seed, Cats get a 9, Commodores get a 4, Stansbury gets a 5, 2SL’s brother at Arkansas gets a 6.

Someone named Busch wins the Food City 500.  The other one wrecks out before the halfway point.  Dale Jr finishes the race with roughly 75% of the car he started with… in the top 5.

Billy G will sleep with 7 Delta stewardesses.  So watch out if you’re wearing a pantsuit and hanging out at the CNN center, you might just end up getting G’d before you know what happened.

Brady Quinn goes dancing.  No, not “buys tickets to the NCAA tourney.”  I mean he goes out dancing… again… with dudes.

That’s it for me.  I’m packing the coolers, headset, and Tony Stewart hat and hitting the road to Race-ville.  Til next week, don’t try to buy a sled in Central Kentucky the day after it snows… in 2SL’s own words… The turds will beat you to them.

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5 Responses to “FWP: APIAS Road Trip… world’s fastest half-mile”

  1. eDayStat Says:

    You tell ’em to get ready for Hell!

  2. The W Says:

    Well, Atlanta wasn’t prepared for Hell, apparently.

  3. smoothron Says:

    Atlanta is Hell, apparently.

  4. eDayStat Says:

    Well, I was referring to Bristol. The whole Atlanta situation blows.

  5. cNicStat Says:

    Shred some rubber, if you know what I mean!

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