In this additions of SARs, we examine news that W may find quite shocking. Everyone’s favorite round shooting guard was recently arrested for assault. Now what could possibly get the big, cuddly Glenn Rice to physically assault someone? Apparently, Glenn Rice does not like it when you play hide-the-cucumber with his estranged wife.
Alberto Perez was found by Rice “hiding in the closet of his estranged wife.” Wow. Just W.O.W. Rumors are that Rice then immediately went to answer the front door where a white man with a curly ‘fro stated “I’m here for the gang bang.”
How awesome would it be to be Perez though? First, you can probably brag that you were sexing Glenn Rice’s wife. Secondly, when a former NBA superstar assaults you there’s a good change it’ll turn into a large pay day. I’m actually quite surprised that no one has taken advantage of this.
That’d be a great way to make a living. Just go around sleeping with ballplayers’ wives while the player is out of town. Then, just let them catch you in the act and punch you once. Bingo! That’ll be one hundred thousand dollars for physical and emotional damage please. I tell you, this Perez guy is sittin’ on a gold mine!
Thank to truemors as the only site online that I could find with info on this situation.