One more big fat football wish for 2007


So you’ve probably seen the news that the Giants may let Eli rest  Saturday night against the undefeated Pats (meaning the backup–one Hefty Lefty, one USS Touchdown, one Pillsbury Throwboy, one big bad cake-eatin’ man–Jared Lorenzen would get the nod) …  Even some NY fans agree.

If I may offer up a prayer:

Please, oh dear God of Football and Cupcakes, allow the fat bastard to start.  It would kick off bowl weekend oh so right.   You could tell him the goalposts are made of turkey legs and douse him with a vat of gravy if he wins –becoming Don Shula’s own real-life Buddha… just please please let the man play.  I’ll be a good boy for the rest of the year if you just allow me this one thing.

Sincerely… TGC


[FanIQ] [SILive]

3 Responses to “One more big fat football wish for 2007”

  1. smoothron Says:

    Instead of Gatorade on the sidelines, J-Lo requests a (large) bag of Lay’s Potato Chips.

  2. live7n Says:

    God of Football is not fat

  3. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    My favorite Lorenzen comment came from Extra P on Super Monday: “If he wore jersey #1 it would look like he spilled a bottle of mayo down his shirt”

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