Championship Day; ¡Adios Pantalones!

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So I just landed back in the states after a week in the Caribbean (not what you think, all work related… okay not ALL work related, but mostly) and Eday is nowhere to be found. Most of his stuff is still here (perhaps most importantly the big Sweet Plasma TeeVee) so I assume he still lives here. No pickem post, no comments for the week… what the hell do you guys do when I’m gone? Jesus… At least I get to walk around pantless all day.

Alright, so its a big day around here. SEC Championship day. Many of you are saying UGA is the best team in the SEC. I will respectfully refer you to October 6. Being as such, I thought we’d take a look at the year in Tennessee Football.

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(Stole the pick from a hilarious thread over at SmashmouthSports that you should go peruse)

Here’s a list of things Tennessee did not do this year.

  1. Defeat Florida
  2. Defeat Alabama (“the two most important games…” yeah yeah)
  3. LOSE AT HOME
  4. Have a player arrested
  5. Fire a coach
  6. LOSE AT HOME
  7. Host GameDay
  8. Fill Neyland at Homecoming
  9. Find the whiskey I snuck in
  10. Lose to Georgia
  11. LOSE AT HOME… AT ALL

Here’s a short list of things it did do:

  1. WIN THE FUCKING MOST DIFFICULT DIVISION IN ALL OF FOOTBALL.

Fin.

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5 Responses to “Championship Day; ¡Adios Pantalones!”

  1. Burnsy Says:

    UCF won. That’s all that ever matters in this world.

  2. BobWicket Says:

    Being an all day visitor at the Eday-Cowboy residence, let me express my thanks for a pant-ed TGC. Even if they were orange.

  3. smoothron Says:

    Wait, there was a football game?

  4. BobWicket Says:

    Mizzou got screwed! I hate the BCS.

  5. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    Anybody else hoping for a Georgia-LSU title game?

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