Begad! Ye salty landlubbers. Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Me been waitin’ for this day for a fortnight. It be time for Grog and Grub after pillaging the swag all day. All hands on deck. Now Swab!
Okay I’m out of Pirate words.
(Why is Keith Hernandez wearing that big hat and carrying that box on an airport moving sidewalk?)