So you roll out of bed at noon on a Sunday, fry up some bacon, and try to shake off last night’s version of Screw My Liver. Then you decide to cruise on over to the Worldwide Leader and what do you get? Well old ESPN is bashing the gays again.
That’s right sports fans. “American gay grabs gold in 100 meters at worlds.” What does an athlete being gay have anything to do with his or her performance in the 100 meters? Why does ESPN think that people need to know this.
Look, we really don’t think an athlete’s sexual persuasion should be listed on the front page of ESPN. Unless somehow the Gays are using their magical powers to run faster than the rest of the world (that’d be a new doping scandal wouldn’t it?) it really shouldn’t come up in discussions.
So here’s to you ESPN. Not only do you throw up a giant picture of a hot Carl on Sunday morning, but you call out a runner for their choice of lifestyle. I’m surprised you didn’t take a shot at the small Japanese kids pictured above. We’re not even gonna go there.