Paging The General: 8 days

Just barely over one week away from drunken “expert” strategy phonecalls and text messages spanning 4 states, Dave Baker’s perfect hair, tailgating on Sport Center, Hail to the Victors, the Great Pumpkin’s pursed lips, Randy Sanders’ blue blazer, the friend of a friend with the great breakfast spread, cornhole, male/female foot races, Good Idea Gloves, buying ice, Hugh Johnson, live blogging the patio, buying more ice, smiles, jeers, profanity, cheers, cheerleaders and beers.  God Bless American College Football.