NASCAR Goes High Class With Ambassadors/Cheerleader/Stripper

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NASCAR CheerleadersNASCAR has come full circle.  The fastest growing sport in the country has taken another step to main-stream popularity with the addition of, yes, cheerleaders.  That’s correct California Speedway has hired year round cheerleaders.  Of course in the world of political correctness we must refer to them as, ambassadors.

California Speedayhas formed The California Speedway Girls, a team of ambassadors who will serve to promote the track and assist in building awareness of the Speedway on a year-round basis, Speedway President Gillian Zucker announced today.

A primary goal of assembling the team was to create an iconic group of year-round ambassadors who will become synonymous with California Speedway both at and away from the track.  At the track, the California Speedway Girls will be on hand to interact with fans and to enhance the overall fan experience. The team will also have several other pre-race functions including the shading of drivers – a practice that will be new to NASCAR, but is an age-old motorsports tradition.

The California Speedway ambassadors will among other things “enhance the overall fan experience,” and “shade” the drivers.  Now I’m not up with the latest sexual lingo but is shading a new word in the porn industry for fluffing?  As for the enhancement of overall fan experience these fine young ambassadors better be topless if they expect to keep up with every other woman in attendance.  For the record, if you’ve never attended a NASCAR race, topless women seem to be an infield staple.

WOWSeveral of members of the California Speedway Girls team have professional experience in modeling, acting, or in fitness while others are currently students. While the group is diverse in qualifications, the one common characteristic that they all possess is their representation and embodiment of the active and entertaining lifestyle that is unique to Southern California.

Rewind:

  • Professional Modeling Experience = High Class Stripper.
  • Acting = Soft Core Porn Star
  • Fitness = Normal, everyday stripper.
  • Student = Future stripper.

These ladies also represent and embody the active and entertaining lifestyle unique to Southern California.  Well, that means one of three things: coked up corner whore, Lindsay Lohan or stripper.

In putting together the team, California Speedway solicited applications and received over 4,000 submissions. That group was narrowed to a field selected to take part in an extensive interview process.

Please insert own joke about fluffing, oral and of course “shading” as part of the interview process here.

News of the new ambassadors reached NASCAR drivers and a list of demands was quickly submitted to California Speedway.  Here are a few of the more interesting requests:

  • Jeff Gordon requests his ambassador be male. (Too easy, I know.)
  • Kurt Busch requests his ambassador look like Jimmy Spencer.
  • Dale Jr. says not to worry about it, he’ll bring his own.
  • Kyle Bush requests his ambassador be his brother, Kurt.
  • Carl Edwards just wants his ambassador to be “hot.”
  • Juan Pablo Montoya requests his ambassador be Kevin Harvick’s wife.
  • Jimmie Johnson would like his shading in the rear (of the car).

Thanks NASCAR, enough said.

[racefan]

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