Boston Celtics: Reaching Deep!

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Dear GM Ainge:

I don’t know you, and you don’t know me.  Do I think you did a good job in getting Kevin Garnett?  Absolutely.  However, there are some downs to every good.  In making a seven-for-one player trade, one often must make some sacrifices.  It appears here may be two sacrifices for the Celts next year:

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Reggie Miller, who hasn’t played a meaningful basketball game in two years; and Scot Pollard, who hardly knows when he is playing basketball or not.  I think I get what you’re doing here.  Scot Pollard played on the Eastern Conference Champion Cavs last year, and Reggie Miller covered the Eastern Conference Championship.  They will be bringing some great winning energy to the team!

Just don’t screw it up by bringing in Oliver Miller, although if you need to call, I hear he can be found at any Golden Corral.

Sincerely,

Smoothron

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2 Responses to “Boston Celtics: Reaching Deep!”

  1. Burnsy Says:

    You can have Jameer Nelson. I’d rather have a broken used condom playing point for the Magic this year.

  2. smoothron Says:

    I think Jameer Nelson is the product of a broken used condom.

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