So you’re 21-years-old and a possible future NBA
star role player. You live in Washington and are bored on a Thursday night so what do you do? Apparently, Andray Blatche goes to solicit a cop posing as a prostitute.
According to D.C. police, (Andray) Blatche and a male acquaintance were arrested at 12:11 yesterday morning in front of 10 Thomas Circle in Northwest Washington after attempting to solicit sex from a female police officer in the prostitution enforcement unit.
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Seriously? You’re an NBA basketball player and you are in Washington. Do they not have clubs in Washington? For the love man, go spend $200 at a bar getting ladies drunk and taking them home for the night. That’s called courting the old-fashioned way.
It boggles the mind why young men, good looking or not, can’t find a lady to take home for a night. Hell, 2SL can go to the bar and have 3 girls buy him drinks all night and pick one (sometimes two) to go home with. And seriously folks, the boy’s not making an NBA salary.
Wizards President Ernie Grunfeld, who recently offered Blatche a five-year contract worth about $12.5 million, according to a league source, released the following statement yesterday afternoon: “We are aware of this matter involving Andray. We are in the process of gathering all the information and will continue to monitor this situation. We will have no further comment.
Yes, you read that right. A player who has averaged 3.7 points and 3.4 rebounds a game for his career was about to be able to close a deal that would set him up for life. Now he is going to have a few court costs and some community service to work off.
The Wizards official comment says that they are in the “process of gathering information.” Now we’re all for innocent until proven guilty, but the guy is picked up by an undercover police officer asking her for sex. I’m not quite sure home much more information they need. In one idiotic move he has jeopardized his entire future. With so many big-time athletes getting into trouble for serious offenses (cough, Mexico, cough) Andray will most likely get raked over the coals for what really isn’t that big of an offense.
This brings us to our final point. Andray, if you’re going to solicit prostitues, for God’s sake man put up some numbers in the league and make your money first. You can’t be a no-name twenty-something and expect special treatment. I mean seriously, you think Agent Zero would have been picked up for this?
Hell, no. That bitch would’ve taken him home and showed him the time of his life with handcuffs for everybody.