Barry Bonds Wins Yellow Jersey


barrysuniform.jpgIn a move that brings the sports world full circle, Barry Bonds has declared he will wear the Tour de France’s yellow jersey for the rest of the Giants’ weekend series versus the Marlins.  Bonds says the move has nothing to do with steroids, he just likes cycling. 

APIAS is unsure if it is all the cycling or the actual stimulant consumption that has shrunk Bonds’ manhood so much.  We do appreciate his love for other sports.  In fact, we were surprised to hear that he pays attention to anything but his own greatness.  But ride on Barry, and stay away from Landis.


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