Scottie Pippen, Urinals, Disappearing French Fries and The Standing Room Only Ladies



Well, everyone we have returned from the Windy City.  Just for our readers let recap the portions of the weekend we can actually remember.

  • The beauty in the Yellow Chevy in Lafayette, IN
  • Cold Beer at Pint, and those girls from the northside. (they talk funny)
  • Loden S. and her Jeep Grand Cherokee
  • Having to piss.
  • The Hideout and its lovely plumbing work.

A little tapy tap

  • Buffalo Wings and Create Your Own Burgers at The Sports Corner and plenty of beers.
  • The lawyer lady and her train riding friends on the patio at Wrigley Field.
  • Old Man River (Usher) who fell asleep standing up.
  • Nate/Blake and his 47 high fives.
  • Standing room only girls.
  • The Chief of Section 239.


  • Rally caps.
  • Scottie Pippen and the seventh innning stretch.
  • Having to piss.
  • Deb the mom in seat #100.
  • Plumbers ass crack on the patio.
  • $25 of Pizza by the slice. (okay just give us the rest of that one and most of that one)
  • Post game beers and shots at The Piano Man.
  • Jodie and her shots of Tequila.
  • Having to piss.
  • Waffle House OR Waffle & Steak??
  • The disappearing french fries.
  • Hangovers.

Thanks to everyone we met up with in Chicago, the cops along the way, the weathermen, and Anheuser-Busch.  We had a blast and look forward to our next trip north.

10 Responses to “Scottie Pippen, Urinals, Disappearing French Fries and The Standing Room Only Ladies”

  1. BobWicket Says:

    Man, that is a great picture of the toilet.

  2. smoothron Says:

    Smoothron: Are you drunk?
    2SL: Mix yeah

  3. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    I love it…

    “If urinal overflows tap (scribble) handle”

    couldn’t spare that extra piece of tape…

    man that place was great

  4. 2ndstorylloyd Says:

    does anyone know how to get to the hideout?

  5. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    yeah, when you find yourself in the ghetto… continue 1 more block.

  6. BobWicket Says:

    OR ask the homosexual african american on the corner.

  7. BobWicket Says:

    It was nice to finally learn that after Cheif broke out of the nut house he ran as far as possible away from Nurse Cratchet to The Friendly Confines of Chicago where he fell in love, settled down, and produced a non-mute offspring that enjoys the occasional baseball contest.

  8. 2ndstorylloyd Says:


  9. 2ndCousinOfTonyTheTiger Says:

    Did you offer the chirf a piece of Juicy Fruit?

  10. TireAstoria Says:


    Goodyear Eagle F1

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