In Other News….Some College Athlete Smoked Pot

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In SHOCKING NEWS….Dirk Minniefield, former University of Kentucky basketball player, admitted to smoking pot while a member of the team.  He claims to have been a habitual user of marijuana and cocaine while in college.  A recent article in the Lexington Herald Leader shed light on this UNSPEAKABLE CATASTROPHE.

UK point guard Dirk Minniefield spent the night before what became known as the “Dream Game” smoking marijuana. He and some teammates — he declined to say who — went to a park at the former World’s Fair site near their hotel to get high.

But Minniefield said it shouldn’t have been a surprise. When he played for UK, he was a habitual user of marijuana and cocaine

you wanna get high?

College athletes used illegal substances???? Unbelievable, what is the world coming to? Next the thing you know…..

  • Pacman Jones will get arrested for an incident at a strip club.
  • Barry Bonds will be accused of steriod use.
  • Athletes will make hip-hop albums.
  • Coach Pete Bell will admit he cheated when recruiting Butch, Neon and that white kid(movie reference – Blue Chips)
  • Poker will be on ESPN.
  • Britney Spears will marry a backup dancer.

Maybe I’m oversarcasticing (yes, I made that word up) the whole article.  Honestly who’s never gotten high at World’s Fair Park or in a softball dugout or in their dorm room the second day of college or on their way to high school in the morning?   College athletes getting high is not front page news.  We at APIAS would like to make front page news by pointing out that smoking up is not front page news.

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12 Responses to “In Other News….Some College Athlete Smoked Pot”

  1. smoothron Says:

    The next thing you’ll tell me is that AJ Hawk is dating Brady Quinn’s sister or something. This is preposterous!

  2. W Says:

    Did you know Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?

  3. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    Let’s not bag on all hip-hop… I thought Edays remix of “Up Jumps Tha Boogie” on water glasses was tizzz-ight

  4. eDayStat Says:

    Although my remixes are legendary, no one can top the Shagari Rap. I’m 110% positive he’d had no marijuana when that was recorded.

  5. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    well let’s be honest… he WAS turning players into martyrs after all

  6. smoothron Says:

    That is undoubtedly the greatest music performance of all time. It is like a fine wine, it gets better with age.

  7. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    Sweet, I fixed the :06 problem!

    Not a whole lot going on at the metal detector today Ron?

  8. BobWicket Says:

    But what if there were to be a :07 problem?

  9. sammydoesntsay Says:

    i like music….i’m on drugs

  10. 2ndCousinOfTonyTheTiger Says:

    “Do you take drugs?”
    “Everyday.”
    “Good. So whats the problem?”

  11. tommyhook Says:

    Could anyone tell I was stoned at the pool yesterday??

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