Today in Sore Loserdome

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Its over. I’m out. I quit. I never wanted to play anyway.  So thanks for nothing, people who left me 5 votes short at the end.  Seriously, thanks for letting me get my hopes up and then failing to show up like some kind of deadbeat dad at that one cookout I was really looking forward to running the goddam three-legged race.  Was it really too much to ask.  Fuckin 6 more votes.  Like 2 minutes out of your day.  Jesus people.  That’s the last time I ask you for anything.  Boo.  I quit.

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(This rant brought to you by The Matt Leinart Foundation. “We were still the better team.”)

Worst of luck to shirtless ocean guy. *finger*

Note: Thanks to the Ladies… for all the hard work and for having us.  We have learned our lesson and will now stick to tournaments we are good at, like NCAA basketball pools, pickem football, and rec league softball.

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7 Responses to “Today in Sore Loserdome”

  1. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:
  2. BobWicket Says:

    Even Johnny Cash is pissed.

  3. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    I had a very profane addendum paragraph up there in the comments condemning Kentucky Sports Radio and the lack of Commonwealth support, but it doesn’t show up anymore… maybe it got censored?

    There is no censorship here!

  4. Pewterschmidt Says:

    we are good at rec league softball???? i didn’t get that memo

  5. eDayStat Says:

    That whole championship must not count?

  6. tommyhook Says:

    Golfish this is nothing about 30 beers and a little blonde named Ashly cant handle. Or i could call Al Wilson for ya again.

  7. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    no need to do that, because next thing you know, Leonard Little is involved and then there’s no stopping it

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