Outta the Way Junior, Mama Wants to Race

In a move sure to shake all the way down the racing tree come November, Dale Jr. has just announced that he will not renew with Big Daddy’s company DEI.  Seems to us that he’s doing a few things here.  Taking a shot at winning and making it clear to everyone that he never really liked his evil stepmother anyway.

Well, Teresa has released her statement now, and it looks to me like those “negotiations” they’ve been stringing the Sunday-morning-field-dwellers along with, were a farce.

“While we are very disappointed that Dale Jr. has chosen to leave the family business, we remain excited about our company’s future.”

“This company has a great legacy and a bright future, built on loyalty, integrity, and commitment.” (read, !@#^ off, kid)

Let’s be clear here, Teresa, you craftily claim that he chose to leave the company with his name on it, and now somehow you think you’ll be able to finagle even a slightly-better-than-average driver to “win.”  Ha. 

Lady, you just had the golden goose asking you to pretty please take these many many dollars and go away, spend how you want, all to just leave it alone. But nope, she’d rather race.  Well here you go Teresa, wish granted.  Put on the firesuit, don the helmet and gloves, pull those straps tight one more time…. its time to race.   Oh, and when you feel something slam you from behind, that’s Big E, and he ain’t bump-drafting.