Comments on: Sunday Assault ReportS: Glenn Rice

By: Courtney

Courtney — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:21:07 +0000

eDay–you could probably use that 25k to fund your girlfriend’s medical education.

By: lena

lena — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:57:17 +0000

ohhh my god ….he is gay ..i ent out with him for almost 4 years ..he’s dick its small !!!!

women …he is nasty and a prostitute.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:52:11 +0000

Great, I just relapsed. Fantastic.

By: eDayStat

eDayStat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:36:07 +0000

Bob, easy on the K.S. talk. Burnsy’s still in recovery.

By: BobWicket

BobWicket — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:20:54 +0000

I bet Kevin Smith has a sweet jumper.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:30:25 +0000

Glen Rice is my second favorite player of all-time, behind Alan Ogg and ahead of Sherman Douglas. I would have helped him hide the bodies.

By: eDayStat

eDayStat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:35:12 +0000

J.J. you think Jason Kidd and his old lady were just throwin’ shit around the house because she’s bat-shit crazy? They were fighting over her infidelity. Man I already have a $25,000 settlement from him over an “incident” at their house.

W, point taken on Glen, but I found the picture of Glenn (the musician) which humored me. I thought it would be funny if you imagine the cat in that picture was the one doing the pimp-smack on his wife’s lover.

By: J.J.

J.J. — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:57:44 +0000

I think you’ve got a good thing going here, EDay. So when do you start?

By: TheW

TheW — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:11:57 +0000

Wow, there are too many jokes that can be told here from the R. Kelly to the Old School, to the differentiating penis sizes that I wouldn’t even know where to begin. And yes, I do find this quite shocking, because not only is GLEN (one N, eDay) Rice perhaps my 3rd favorite NBA player of all time, behind Dominique Wilkins and Jamal Mashburn, but he always seemed like such a nice, quiet guy with a shooting stroke made of gold. (I realize that last part was completely unnecessary and irrelevant in my analysis of his demeanor, but come on, NOBODY aside from maybe Mitch Richmond and Reggie Miller could fill it up like Rice. The cat could BALL!) At least he doesn’t have to worry about messing up that precious shooting hand when he hits the next man his whore-of-a-wife bones.

P.S. It’s quite touching that eDay remembered my love of Glen Rice. It’s qualities like this that make him my best man.